It’s been a while. A new grade, a new curriculum, new standards, 33 beings each with his or her own concerns and quandaries, and not to mention my own in-house proto-teenager draped over the couch in poses of iPodded distress. Not a lot of energy to write. Complete sentences. Even.
When there are that many kids [...]
Posts under ‘discipline’
Brandon C.
Cellphone Minutes!
I’ve been on a calling spree. Didn’t do your homework? Here’s my cell. Call your mom–or, preferably, your dad. First you talk, then I talk. Sometimes I make six or seven calls a day. The parents seem to be happy about it, but some kids continue to be repeat offenders.
The downside for me: parents have [...]
The End
The marathon is over. The Wild Things have gone home (or what passes as home). All that’s left is bits of ratty paper and crumbly memories strewn through my room, through me. A school year. Nine-ish months of intense proximity. Just like a pregnancy, only with 20: viginitituplets? Puts Octomom to shame.
As I look back [...]
Powerless
This week I had the chance to observe a fellow teacher. It wasn’t pretty.
Her classroom was being run by 6 boys who did what they pleased when they pleased. They giggled, cracked jokes, were sarcastic, played with balloons and stickers, ignored instructions, roamed around the room, called out.
I don’t think it was their fault.
It was [...]
Parent-Teacher Conferences
Do you know those moments when suddenly a different path opens up before you? There you are, doing something that’s second nature, talking to your child or colleague or spouse or friend, in the comfortable, well-worn groove of a conversation whose basic path you’ve walked a hundred times before and you’ll walk a hundred [...]
The Call 2
I had to do it again today. Call the Department of Child and Family Services to report a parent.
This one haunts me for different reasons than the last one: last week, I knew the mother intended well but just needed some parenting help; today I know the mother intends bad.
This mother instructed her seven-year-old child, [...]
The Call
This week I had to make the phone call all teachers dread. To the Department of Children and Family Services. The supreme form of tattling.
Kelly walked at the front of the line holding a water bottle with ice in it. The last time Kelly was carrying a water bottle with ice in it, she’d brought [...]
Back to School Night
As a mom, I walk up the path to the school with hope and trepidation. Probably more of the former. As a teacher, ditto. I think this is a good thing: when teachers and parents have similar feelings and expectations.
Tonight we finally had our Back-To-School Night. 7 weeks into the school year. Why so late, [...]

